If I Had Legs I'd Kick You
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| Released:
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October 17, 2025
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| Director:
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Mary Bronstein
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| Producer:
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Eli Bush, Josh Safdie, Ronald Bronstein, Ryan Zacarias, Sara Murphy
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| Studio:
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VVS Films
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| Cast:
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Rose Byrne, Conan O'Brien, Danielle Macdonald, Mary Bronstein, A$AP Rocky, Christian Slater
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| Genre:
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Comedy
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| Length:
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113
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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You Overview
Linda (Rose Byrne), a therapist overwhelmed by her daughter’s mysterious illness and a crumbling apartment, faces escalating chaos. Her absent husband, a missing person, and a strained relationship with her therapist (Conan O’Brien) push her toward a psychological breakdown.
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1 Fox (49.95km)
2236 Queen St. E, Toronto, (416) 691-7330
Fri 6:15
Sat 3:40
Sun 6:25
Mon 9:25
Tue 6:30
Wed - Thu 4:00
2 Imagine Cinemas Market Square (54.5km)
80 Front St. E. at Jarvis, Toronto, (416) 494-9371
Fri 4:20 7:20 9:55
Sat - Sun 1:20 4:20 7:20 9:55
Mon 4:20 7:20 9:55
Tue 12:10 2:50 5:30 8:10 10:45
Wed - Thu 4:20 7:20 9:55
3 Landmark Cinemas 24 Whitby (31.11km)
75 Consumers Drive, Whitby, (905) 665-7210
Fri - Sun 7:50 10:30
Mon - Wed 4:05 7:50 10:30
Thu 4:30 7:25 10:05
4 SilverCity Newmarket (29.02km)
18195 Yonge St., Newmarket, (905) 953-2783
Fri 4:00 6:45 9:30
Sat 1:00 3:50 6:35 9:25
Sun 1:05 3:50 6:35 9:25
Mon 4:05 6:50
Tue 4:00 6:45 9:30
Wed - Thu 4:05 6:50
5 SilverCity Richmond Hill (38.64km)
8725 Yonge Street, Richmond Hill, (905) 709-8755
Fri 4:20 7:00 9:40
Sat - Sun 1:15 4:15 7:00 9:40
Mon - Thu 4:20 7:00 9:40
6 Varsity Cinemas, Toronto (52.97km)
55 Bloor Street West, Toronto, 416-961-6303
Fri 4:20 6:30 9:40
Sat 12:50 3:50 6:10 8:50
Sun 12:50 3:30 3:40 6:20 9:00
Mon 4:20 6:30 7:00 9:40
Tue 4:20 6:30 9:40
Wed 12:50 3:30 6:10 8:50
Thu 3:50 6:30 9:10
