Jurassic World Rebirth
Sunday, July 6, 2025 1:55:29 AM | (Age Not Specified)
There was a little something for everyone: the good, the bad, and the gloriously ridiculous—all charging through the creature maze that is the wonderful world of Jurassic Park. Behind me, two families with about eight kids added to the popcorn-fueled chaos with their oohs, ahhs, shrieks, and constant shouting at the screen—perfect.
At one point, the youngest—a little girl—burst into tears. Not because the dinosaurs were munching people’s heads off (the gore is dialed up higher than ever), but because she wailed, in total desperation, "But I can't keep quiet!"
Delightful.