Project Hail Mary
Saturday, March 28, 2026 5:41:32 PM | (Age Not Specified)
Absolutely painfully boring and predictable. Extra long so agonizing. The problem is it is completely predictable. It is like watching a 2 1/2 hour trailer. Astronaut wants to save planet. Meets alien in space. Same goal. They become friends and help each other. The end. 2 1/2 trailer movie. * People who rate this high, like ridiculously simplistic predictable movies, or, they took a child. If you are taking a child. Fine. Just watch E. T. again. E. T. is actually good. People leaving the theatre looked exhausted from length boredom, packed and nobody said a word, likely half asleep. You won't believe this, having said this, but it doesn't take much to make me happy as a movie. Just so, so long and boring.
