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Swiss Army Man movie reviews

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  Swiss Army Man

  Wednesday, March 30, 2022 7:56:02 PM | (Age Not Specified)

  One of the worst films ever made. A total con job made by infantile hipsters. Dano's character turns out to be a complete creep, the kind of creep who should be imprisoned or beaten to death, yet we find this out only after this odious film tries to trick the audience into liking him. This is the cinematic equivalent of a smarmy 'trick question'. Avoid this garbage at all costs!

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  Swiss Army Man

  Friday, June 15, 2018 6:37:22 AM | (Age Not Specified)

  Dire film. Its contempt for the audience is staggering.

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  Swiss Army Man

  Sunday, October 15, 2017 6:43:26 PM | (Age Not Specified)

  It stunk of dead flesh.

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  Swiss Army Man

  Saturday, June 17, 2017 4:17:38 AM | (Age Not Specified)

  Really bad trip. It attempts to convince the audience that it has substance, but this is very shallow. And it tries to trick the audience into sympathizing with a creep. Further done in by one of the worst endings ever. If someone recommends this film to you, kill them.

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  Swiss Army Man

  Wednesday, March 15, 2017 11:59:06 AM | (Age Not Specified)

  Finally something original. Badass movie right there

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  Swiss Army Man

  Sunday, December 4, 2016 4:17:03 PM | (Age Not Specified)

  Intriguing idea but the filmmakers didn't know what to do with it. And they certainly didn't know how to end it...that ending was TERRIBLE!

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  Swiss Army Man

  Sunday, December 4, 2016 5:39:53 AM | (Age Not Specified)

  Hipster trash. The ending was especially bad.

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  Swiss Army Man

  Wednesday, October 26, 2016 2:03:42 PM | (Age Not Specified)

  Really funny at first and then too many fart jokes!

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  Swiss Army Man

  Saturday, September 24, 2016 11:52:26 PM | (Age Not Specified)

  Wonderfully bizarre story. Well acted and full of imagination. I may see it again. Original approach to looking at what we do today to connect or not connect. I appreciate the take on use of technology - intwined in the story. This movie as nothing to do with being swiss or hanks, strange anyone would be dumb enough to think that. But then there is the T factor. . .

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  Swiss Army Man

  Saturday, July 23, 2016 6:10:16 PM | (age group: 50 or over.) | F

  Not everyone will like this movie but it had so many great moments I am tempted to see it again. It does not shy away from any issue & in the end shows how love and imagination can help survive horrendous circumstances. The music was great & both actors were terrific. Not for the faint of heart but a welcome change from the usual Hollywood drek.