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The Northman movie reviews

• 10

  The Northman

  Sunday, May 8, 2022 6:26:43 PM | (Age Not Specified)

  Great cinematic art. I loved it. Tells a great reality based Viking story. I have read the bad reviews and honestly was not surprised. Please expect the reviewers that hated it were under 30 and only know Marvel movies so are trained on big budget fantasy epics. Therefore when viewing cinematic art they are bored. If you want to see something different, and very much an art based movie and about the reality of Vikings and a great Viking adventure story then you will enjoy this very much.

• 10

  The Northman

  Sunday, May 8, 2022 3:36:06 AM | (Age Not Specified)

  Amazing movie for Scandinavian folklore fans. No grounding characters, no modern bull***t, just pure viking saga style artwork. Definitely worth viewing on big screen.

• 8

  The Northman

  Saturday, May 7, 2022 1:14:13 PM | (Age Not Specified)

  Best adventure Movie yet - Go See it - it's awesome - lots of fight scenes and history involved here

• 9

  The Northman

  Saturday, May 7, 2022 12:59:51 PM | (Age Not Specified)

  No woke BS.

• 1

  The Northman

  Saturday, May 7, 2022 12:42:52 PM | (Age Not Specified)

  Worst Movie of the year

• 9

  The Northman

  Friday, May 6, 2022 11:02:38 PM | (Age Not Specified)

  A true gem for people who want to see REAL, historically correct(no woke BS) viking age. No race-mixing, no anti-white bs, just pure joy! A RARE TREAT!

• 1

  The Northman

  Friday, May 6, 2022 12:42:27 PM | (Age Not Specified)

  Uhm...this was really bad. Why would there be people giving 5 stars?

• 2

  The Northman

  Friday, May 6, 2022 12:45:04 AM | (Age Not Specified)

  First this movie is trash. But these reviews is more entertaining from that one angry white guy that raging about the woke. He's the only guy giving this piece of trash repeated 5 stars. What a spaz. LOL!!

• 10

  The Northman

  Thursday, May 5, 2022 9:31:04 PM | (Age Not Specified)

  Stay out this is for real men and women not a bunch of idiots who dont know how to just enjoy a movie without being butt hurt

• 2

  The Northman

  Thursday, May 5, 2022 12:48:16 PM | (Age Not Specified)

  This movie is a utter bore. Rather get my teeth cleaned.