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The Northman movie reviews

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  The Northman

  Sunday, May 15, 2022 12:33:06 AM | (Age Not Specified)

  If you’re into bizarre, esoteric movies, then this will be right up your alley. If you’re like me, you’re going to really regret wasting the $30 you spent taking your wife out to the movies. A very disappointing movie, in my opinion.

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  The Northman

  Saturday, May 14, 2022 10:27:53 PM | (Age Not Specified)

  One of the most intense movies I have ever seen. True ode to European culture and values. Nothing is sugar coated. Nothing is held back. Brutal to the end.

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  The Northman

  Saturday, May 14, 2022 10:10:50 PM | (Age Not Specified)

  Sucks a big fat one!

• 9

  The Northman

  Saturday, May 14, 2022 3:22:08 PM | (Age Not Specified)

  Wonderfully done.

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  The Northman

  Friday, May 13, 2022 10:06:56 PM | (Age Not Specified)

  Boring from the very start to the end. What incompetence made this film?

• 10

  The Northman

  Friday, May 13, 2022 4:11:40 PM | (Age Not Specified)

  Movie was amazing, user reviews skewed to a single person who keeps the writing the same review over and over again.

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  The Northman

  Tuesday, May 10, 2022 11:45:05 AM | (Age Not Specified)

  really bad and disgusting movie.

• 9

  The Northman

  Monday, May 9, 2022 11:46:48 PM | (Age Not Specified)

  it's very true to norse morals and mythology. a very interesting watch, almost like a foreign film. Beware though, lots of violence

• 2

  The Northman

  Monday, May 9, 2022 6:32:10 PM | (Age Not Specified)

  This movie was a total waste of money! I couldn’t understand MOST of the dialog, it had nonsensible scenes, I didn’t know or understand ANY of the characters names and in general…..this movie SUCKED!

• 10

  The Northman

  Sunday, May 8, 2022 9:04:33 PM | (Age Not Specified)

  The opposite of any lame review.