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  Personal Shopper

  Tuesday, February 13, 2024 9:55:18 PM | (Age Not Specified)

  Unbelievably bad. The early raves posted here were obviously from paid shills hired by the distributor. Stewart gives a horrible nonperformance (natch)

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  Personal Shopper

  Sunday, February 12, 2023 7:57:36 PM | (Age Not Specified)

  Kristen Stewart does a nude scene in this, but it's like looking at a naked corpse.

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  Personal Shopper

  Thursday, September 15, 2022 12:32:06 AM | (Age Not Specified)

  I just watched this...at least I think I did. This is a movie where NOTHING HAPPENS. Nothing. Zip. Zilch. Nada. There is no suspense. No surprises. No action. No characterization. No plot. The cinema of inertia. Horrible movie.

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  Personal Shopper

  Thursday, March 11, 2021 6:06:24 AM | (Age Not Specified)

  There is NO movie that is worse than this....not PLAN 9...not MANOS...not even BAGHEAD...This is absolutely THE WORST FILM EVER MADE...(but BAGHEAD comes close)

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  Personal Shopper

  Sunday, July 26, 2020 9:07:40 PM | (Age Not Specified)

  This didn't add up to anything. I don't think I've ever watched a movie as pointless as this one. And yes- Stewart was horrible.

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  Personal Shopper

  Monday, August 12, 2019 11:02:08 PM | (Age Not Specified)

  This has to be the worst movie I've ever seen! THE ABSOLUTE WORST. This makes THE ROOM look like CASABLANCA by comparison!

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  Personal Shopper

  Monday, March 18, 2019 12:57:18 AM | (Age Not Specified)

  Absolutely wretched. No story or point to any of it. And Stewart delivers one of the very worst performances EVER. She makes me pine for the talent and professionalism of Connie Mason. To call Steward wooden would be inaccurate. She makes wood look like Brando.

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  Personal Shopper

  Saturday, October 20, 2018 4:39:23 PM | (Age Not Specified)

  A terminal bore without any seeming purpose. Easily one of the worst films ever.

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  Personal Shopper

  Friday, July 27, 2018 6:27:54 PM | (Age Not Specified)

  Stewart gives an absolutely terrible performance once again in a wretched film. Nothing that even remotely resembles Hitchcock, or anything of quality for that matter. Junk.

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  Personal Shopper

  Monday, July 9, 2018 6:05:55 PM | (Age Not Specified)

  Seemingly aimless and completely unmoving. Crawls along slower than a snail's pace. No momentum whatsoever.