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Triangle of Sadness movie reviews

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  Triangle of Sadness

  Monday, April 24, 2023 12:33:23 PM | (Age Not Specified)

  The most pointless, boring crap I've ever seen. How this got made it unfathomable, but the fact that a lot of critics liked it really make me wonder how much drugs movie critics are on. I only gave it one star because it doesn't allow me to rate negative stars.

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  Triangle of Sadness

  Tuesday, April 18, 2023 12:39:26 PM | (Age Not Specified)

  In the old days, we would have taken this marvelous movie/dvd/cd out to the back yard, and with joy and anticipation, dug a big hole, squatted over it, taken turns peeing and taking a dump in in the hole, then used a hammer to destroy the casing, the DVD, everything and then danced around the hole as a tribute to the gods of horror and stupid writing and filled the hole back in, then pouring concrete over it to make sure the evil residue of this horrible entity never ever rises from the smelly grave.

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  Triangle of Sadness

  Friday, March 10, 2023 7:59:29 AM | (Age Not Specified)

  So...apparently this movie is witty and original. That's how it is marketed anyway. Well..it is neither of those things. It's a commentary on how rich people are not so nice and don't understand the problems of poor people. And???? That is not a revelation. Woody Harrelson makes a token appearance because this movie needed a star. Prolonged vomit and poop scenes are oscar worthy? Very disappointing.

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  Triangle of Sadness

  Thursday, March 9, 2023 7:11:48 AM | (Age Not Specified)

  I kept watching this pile of excrement with horror, and I love to laugh and jeer at horrible acting, terrible directing and laughable dialogue. Get a bag of popcorn, have some friends over and all vote on one of the worst movies of all time, and see if this one gets all the votes.

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  Triangle of Sadness

  Sunday, March 5, 2023 8:33:15 AM | (age group: 50 or over.) | M

  Heavy handed and witless satire.

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  Triangle of Sadness

  Friday, February 17, 2023 11:54:35 AM | (Age Not Specified)

  Ah I love a movie not made to formula. This is exceptional. Asks you to question the absurdity of money as a sign of human value. Black comedy in the European tradition (but not European). The actors - few known to me except for the brilliant Woody Harelson - are all excellent. A genuinely exceptional film. My new favorite!

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  Triangle of Sadness

  Thursday, February 16, 2023 1:11:35 PM | (Age Not Specified)

  Couldn't wait to leave. A total waste of time and money. Enjoyed the cold hot dog from the concession more than the movie.

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  Triangle of Sadness

  Wednesday, February 15, 2023 8:41:37 PM | (Age Not Specified)

  Blindingly bad. Part of the long list of horrible movies put out in the last 3 years.

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  Triangle of Sadness

  Wednesday, February 15, 2023 8:31:34 PM | (Age Not Specified)

  Just wasted two & a half hours of my life. Nothing revealed in this movie that hasn’t been said before. Way too looooong.

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  Triangle of Sadness

  Sunday, February 5, 2023 11:52:31 AM | (Age Not Specified)

  Hoping for better, we did not like it.