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Beau is Afraid

Beau is Afraid

Score: 3.24 / 10

Director: Ari Aster
Producer: Ari Aster, Lars Knudsen
Studio: Sphere Films
Starring: Joaquin Phoenix, Nathan Lane, Amy Ryan, Stephen McKinley Henderson, Zoe Lister-Jones, Parker Posey, Patti LuPone, Armen Nahapetian
Genre: Horror
Running Time: 179 minutes

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Beau is Afraid movie reviews

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    Beau is Afraid

    Wednesday, March 13, 2024 6:23:30 AM | (Age Not Specified)

    Quite possibly the worst movie ever

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    Beau is Afraid

    Thursday, January 11, 2024 11:29:47 PM | (Age Not Specified)

    Pathetic Ari Aster tries to work out his mommy issues in the endless, worthless film.

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    Beau is Afraid

    Sunday, January 7, 2024 3:52:52 AM | (Age Not Specified)

    Endless Freudian tedium. Earlier reviews posted here say that this is one of the worst films ever made and I wholeheartedly agree. It's certainly much worse than Plan 9 from Outer Space. Say what you will about Ed Wood, he was merely a dilettante whereas Ari Aster is a complete fraud.

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    Beau is Afraid

    Sunday, December 10, 2023 5:19:57 AM | (Age Not Specified)

    Horrible 'art film' about a hairlipped loser. Why make a film about a passive failure of a person?

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    Beau is Afraid

    Monday, November 27, 2023 11:16:28 AM | (Age Not Specified)

    Horrible. It's worse than AIDS.

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    Beau is Afraid

    Friday, October 13, 2023 1:49:09 AM | (Age Not Specified)

    Some artists refer to their own work as 'therapy'. Ari Aster should've just seen a shrink. He should be embarrassed by this pretentious and endless claptrap. A three-hour cinematic Freudian slip. Horrendous.

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    Beau is Afraid

    Thursday, August 17, 2023 1:46:27 PM | (Age Not Specified)

    Atrocious. Serious candidate for the most insufferably pretentious movie ever made. It's certainly one of the worst.

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    Beau is Afraid

    Thursday, July 13, 2023 5:22:16 PM | (Age Not Specified)

    Pretentious. Endless. Pointless. Total garbage.

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    Beau is Afraid

    Sunday, June 18, 2023 2:31:54 PM | (Age Not Specified)

    The massively overpraised hack Ari Aster is back with his usual M.O.: he starts his film intriguingly, but has absolutely nowhere to go, and takes his sweet time getting there. Aster has no clue how to write a decent ending; and why do his films have to be so damned LONG??? Hey Ari, if you're going to take your audience to absolutely nowhere, can you at least take a shortcut, you f**king hack?!?

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    Beau is Afraid

    Monday, May 8, 2023 10:53:13 AM | (Age Not Specified)

    Piece of crap.