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The Northman movie reviews

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  The Northman

  Thursday, April 6, 2023 12:25:23 PM | (Age Not Specified)

  Tried to like it, but it was so boring and slow. He felt betray by those close to him that killed his father and he is on a mission to kill his uncle and save his mother. After he discovers that it was his mother’s plot to kill his father and him. He kill his mother and little brother. Then as all Viking story, they both died in the end. Leaving the witch Olga and her twins the throne.

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  The Northman

  Sunday, November 20, 2022 10:57:13 AM | (Age Not Specified)

  Real cinema, unlike the generic CGI mess which poisoned the filmmaking todays. People can´t appreciate art when they see it. We need more movies like this.

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  The Northman

  Friday, October 28, 2022 10:24:26 AM | (Age Not Specified)

  The most underrated movie on this site.

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  The Northman

  Wednesday, October 5, 2022 6:42:25 AM | (Age Not Specified)

  Artistic, brutal and historically accurate.

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  The Northman

  Monday, October 3, 2022 10:13:22 AM | (Age Not Specified)

  Apparently anything which is not full of pointless CGI and shoehorned wokeness is "unwatchable" for todays teenagers consuming Marvel crap for years.

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  The Northman

  Saturday, October 1, 2022 2:49:41 AM | (Age Not Specified)

  Unwatchable.

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  The Northman

  Thursday, September 1, 2022 5:56:57 AM | (Age Not Specified)

  People are so dumb and brainwashed by cultural marvelization of everything they can´t appreciate real cinema.

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  The Northman

  Monday, August 8, 2022 11:23:04 AM | (Age Not Specified)

  Cinematography 10/10 Story 3/10 Acting 3/10 Its all about revenge........all.....about.......revenge....... but so is John Wick and Nobody, go watch one of those. Good lord this thing goes forever.

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  The Northman

  Friday, July 22, 2022 7:24:31 PM | (Age Not Specified)

  Nothing about this movie was good.

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  The Northman

  Wednesday, July 20, 2022 3:18:27 PM | (Age Not Specified)

  Good movie. Nice and violent, the way these things should be. That weird shirt eater Bjork is in this.