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Melania

Melania

Score: 5.24 / 10

Director: Brett Ratner
Producer: Brett Ratner, Fernando Sulichin
Studio: Prime Video
Starring: Melania Trump, Donald Trump, Barron Trump
Running Time: 104 minutes

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Melania movie reviews

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    Melania

    Monday, February 2, 2026 10:02:35 PM | (Age Not Specified)

    WHY? What is the point of this piece of celluloid garbage? Waste of time.

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    Melania

    Monday, February 2, 2026 9:58:09 PM | (Age Not Specified)

    My friends and I ALL loved seeing her life like we've never seen before. Unfortunately the left is unhinged by her brains, beauty, class and desire to truly help our country, specifically our innocent children. To hate her is to hate America.

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    Melania

    Monday, February 2, 2026 9:55:51 PM | (Age Not Specified)

    movie put me to sleep.....I haven't had sleep in so loooonggg

  • 2

    Melania

    Monday, February 2, 2026 9:40:56 PM | (Age Not Specified)

    I fell asleep

  • 9

    Melania

    Monday, February 2, 2026 9:25:27 PM | (Age Not Specified)

    Melania is a beautiful person in and out! Graceful and kind. I enjoyed her documentary and going again tomorrow so my mother and granddaughters can see what an incredible First Lady she is.

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    Melania

    Monday, February 2, 2026 9:24:50 PM | (Age Not Specified)

    I fell asleep during the movie

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    Melania

    Monday, February 2, 2026 9:08:43 PM | (Age Not Specified)

    GROSSS

  • 1

    Melania

    Monday, February 2, 2026 9:07:37 PM | (Age Not Specified)

    i'm not gonna be supporting them anymore

  • 2

    Melania

    Monday, February 2, 2026 9:07:24 PM | (Age Not Specified)

    This isn't a documentary—it's a 90-minute vanity project that makes infomercials look like Scorsese films. I've seen more compelling narratives in elevator music videos. The "behind-the-scenes" footage? It's just her walking. WALKING. For what feels like HOURS. I didn't pay $15 to watch someone take a leisurely stroll through rooms I'll never afford. Zero accountability. Zero insight. Zero substance. Just soft-focus shots and dramatic piano music trying desperately to convince me that picking out Christmas decorations is somehow a heroic journey. The most honest moment in this entire dumpster fire is the credits rolling, because at least that meant it was OVER. They had YEARS to make this interesting and somehow delivered the cinematic equivalent of watching paint dry in slow motion while someone whispers meaningless platitudes in your ear. If I could give zero stars, I would. If I could give NEGATIVE stars, I'd give it -1000. Save yourself. Watch literally anything else. A blank wall. A loading screen. A documentary about grass growing. ALL would be more entertaining than this self-indulgent nightmare. Absolutely unwatchable garbage.

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    Melania

    Monday, February 2, 2026 9:07:04 PM | (Age Not Specified)

    Nasty pervy family