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The Northman movie reviews

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  The Northman

  Thursday, May 5, 2022 1:46:32 AM | (Age Not Specified)

  awesome movie..a must see leave the ladies home for this one..guys outing

• 10

  The Northman

  Thursday, May 5, 2022 1:41:53 AM | (Age Not Specified)

  awesome movie

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  The Northman

  Wednesday, May 4, 2022 9:19:03 PM | (Age Not Specified)

  So mad I spent money on this nauseous testosterone garbage. Learn from my mistake, spend your money elsewhere.

• 2

  The Northman

  Wednesday, May 4, 2022 11:24:57 AM | (Age Not Specified)

  It's like watching a bunch of Neanderthals growling and roaring and pounding their chests for 2 hours.

• 2

  The Northman

  Tuesday, May 3, 2022 12:08:46 PM | (Age Not Specified)

  Nothing likable about this movie. No one is likable. The story is unlikable. I want my 2 hours back.

• 1

  The Northman

  Tuesday, May 3, 2022 12:04:54 PM | (Age Not Specified)

  Horrible

• 1

  The Northman

  Tuesday, May 3, 2022 8:52:53 AM | (Age Not Specified)

  It was hard to follow the plot. It was so dark which made it hard to see things. It jumped around all the time. Worse Viking telling movie ever.

• 9

  The Northman

  Monday, May 2, 2022 11:48:52 PM | (Age Not Specified)

  This was a blood-soaked thrill ride, offered by the director of The Witch, and Lighthouse. There is something special here, especially for cinephiles.

• 10

  The Northman

  Monday, May 2, 2022 1:59:26 PM | (Age Not Specified)

  Finally a historically correct movie about vikings, not ruined by "woke" bs! A rare treat!

• 2

  The Northman

  Monday, May 2, 2022 11:16:28 AM | (Age Not Specified)

  So dumb. This movie is so moronic. So the guy runs away and swears revenge on the man who killed his father. But does he come back with an army at his back? No! He comes back as a dumb slave. And this movie is just boring and yucky,