If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

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Released:	October 17, 2025
Director:	Mary Bronstein
Producer:	Eli Bush, Josh Safdie, Ronald Bronstein, Ryan Zacarias, Sara Murphy
Studio:	VVS Films
Cast:	Rose Byrne, Conan O'Brien, Danielle Macdonald, Mary Bronstein, A$AP Rocky, Christian Slater
Genre:	Comedy
Length:	113 minutes

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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You Overview

Linda (Rose Byrne), a therapist overwhelmed by her daughter’s mysterious illness and a crumbling apartment, faces escalating chaos. Her absent husband, a missing person, and a strained relationship with her therapist (Conan O’Brien) push her toward a psychological breakdown.

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1  Playhouse Cinema (30.98km) 177 Sherman Ave. N, Hamilton, (905) 545-8888
Fri 6:45
Sat 4:15
Sun 4:00
Mon 6:50
Tue 3:30
Wed 4:25

2  TIFF Bell Lightbox (40.58km) 350 King St. W, Toronto, (416) 599-8433
Fri 4:00 7:30
Sat 11:35AM 4:15
Sun 11:20AM 4:30 9:40
Tue 6:05
Wed 8:45

3  Varsity Cinemas, Toronto (41.47km) 55 Bloor Street West, Toronto, 416-961-6303
Fri 1:40 4:15 8:00 9:20
Sat 1:40 4:15 6:50 9:30
Sun 1:10 4:25 6:15 8:55
Mon - Tue 1:30 4:05 6:40 9:20
Wed 1:00 3:35

4 Varsity V.I.P., Toronto (41.51km) 55 Bloor Street West, Toronto, 416-964-2463
Wed 6:30

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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

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