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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You
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Released: October 17, 2025
Director: Mary Bronstein
Producer: Eli Bush, Josh Safdie, Ronald Bronstein, Ryan Zacarias, Sara Murphy
Studio: VVS Films
Cast: Rose Byrne, Conan O'Brien, Danielle Macdonald, Mary Bronstein, A$AP Rocky, Christian Slater
Genre: Comedy
Length: 113 minutes

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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You Overview

Linda (Rose Byrne), a therapist overwhelmed by her daughter’s mysterious illness and a crumbling apartment, faces escalating chaos. Her absent husband, a missing person, and a strained relationship with her therapist (Conan O’Brien) push her toward a psychological breakdown.

Showtimes

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Showtimes in theatres in a 60kms radius of Milton, Ontario

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1  Cineplex Cinemas Ancaster (34.68km) 771 Golf Links Road, Ancaster, (905) 304-5888
Fri - Sun 1:30 4:15 7:00 9:45  
Mon 1:20 4:00 7:00  
Tue 1:30 4:10 7:00 9:45  

2  Fox (49.28km) 2236 Queen St. E, Toronto, (416) 691-7330
Fri 6:15  
Sat 3:40  
Sun 6:25  
Mon 9:25  
Tue 6:30  

3  Imagine Cinemas Market Square (42.07km) 80 Front St. E. at Jarvis, Toronto, (416) 494-9371
Fri 4:20 7:20 9:55  
Sat - Sun 1:20 4:20 7:20 9:55  
Mon 4:20 7:20 9:55  
Tue 12:10 2:50 5:30 8:10 10:45  

4  Playhouse Cinema (30.98km) 177 Sherman Ave. N, Hamilton, (905) 545-8888
Thu 6:50  

5  SilverCity Burlington (21.36km) 1250 Brant Street, Burlington, (905) 319-8677
Fri 6:35 9:15  
Sat 1:05 3:45 6:30 9:15  
Sun 12:15 3:30 6:25 9:15  
Mon - Tue 6:50  

6  SilverCity Richmond Hill (48.78km) 8725 Yonge Street, Richmond Hill, (905) 709-8755
Fri 4:20 7:00 9:40  
Sat - Sun 1:15 4:15 7:00 9:40  
Mon - Tue 4:20 7:00 9:40  

7  TIFF Bell Lightbox (40.58km) 350 King St. W, Toronto, (416) 599-8433
Thu 3:45 10:00  

8  Varsity Cinemas, Toronto (41.47km) 55 Bloor Street West, Toronto, 416-961-6303
Thu 1:30 4:05 6:40 9:20  
Fri 4:20 6:30 9:40  
Sat 12:50 3:50 6:10 8:50  
Sun 12:50 3:30 3:40 6:20 9:00  
Mon 4:20 6:30 7:00 9:40  
Tue 4:20 6:30 9:40  

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